138 definitions by Metallicajunkie
Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.
Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).
If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West
by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018
This describes a white person who, with the use of a fake beard and deep tan foundation, dresses up and portrays a person of Arab descent, like black face for African-Americans, or yellow face for Asians. An example of someone performing sand face is actor Sacha Baron Cohan's role as Admiral-General Aladeen in the 2012 comedy movie, The Dictator
Doing sand face in the Middle East is like yelling "BOMB!" at an airport, it's a bad idea all around
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
by Metallicajunkie May 2, 2020
A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon
by Metallicajunkie October 14, 2018
A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).
by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018
Totally awesome and hilarious character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, famously known for his obsession of anything having to do with the superhero Ultra-Lord. He is also known for saving his hometown from a monstrous alien by singing horribly, learning how to communicate with pterodactyls, and mastering the art of placing your foot behind your head. He even got his own spin off show called Planet Sheen, but it didn't really do as well
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018