138 definitions by Metallicajunkie

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.

The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing
Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?
by Metallicajunkie October 22, 2018
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A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)
Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track
Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
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A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns
I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited
by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018
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When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt
Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
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