3 definitions by MetallicGirl

Period

When you bleed from your private parts and some girls will get cramps.

Kayla: I'm lactose intolerant and on my period so I don't know whether I need a lactaid or an Advil.

by MetallicGirl April 5, 2018

Man of Honor

When a bride picks a man instead of a woman to be her main attendant in her wedding. His responsibilities are similar to what a maid of honor’s might be, with some exceptions, depending on what he and the bride may or may not be comfortable with. (Example: He isn’t going to be holding her wedding dress up when she’s on the toilet.) He may also opt out of slipping a dollar into a male stripper’s thong the night before the wedding, but if he’s into that, by all means bring him along! If he’s a big guy he might also be able to move heavy stuff and double as your bodyguard if any ex-boyfriends try to crash the wedding. All in all, an excellent idea, whether you have women you want on your side as well, or if it’s just going to be the Best Man and Man of Honor.

My wife doesn’t have any female friends, but her Man of Honor was an amazing guy!

by MetallicGirl September 4, 2023

Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.

Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys

Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)

AKA Dumbledoofus.

Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.

by MetallicGirl May 22, 2018