2 definitions by Metalharvester

To be owned while snowboarding or skiing. Falling hard or wiping out on the mountain. To fail at landing a jump or big stunt while snowboarding or skiing. It is even worse when done in front of females.
Wow, Tj just bit the mountain and now his face is all bloodied up! He should pick himself up and go wipe off his vagina.
by Metalharvester September 21, 2009
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Two (2) Cheeseburgers and Two (2) hotdogs. Usually eaten when famished.
"I'm going to eat the Deuce Deuce at the bar-b-que"
by Metalharvester September 8, 2009
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