1 definition by MerryGangster
The CT ass-tax is begins when you first move to CT. First, you ask the state for their permisson to come there and get raped in the ass. Next, on your way to CT, they rape you in the ass outside a toll booth multiple times in full view of the public. If you don't stop at the toll booth, they will snap an image of your plate, then send you angry letters until you finally allow them to rape you. Once you have moved in, you must now agree to get raped once per year for owning a vehicle, and then again every two years; again, for owning a vehicle. Now that your ass has been thoroughly raped, you need to go to the doctor. Luckily, the doctor will actually treat ypur raped asshole... Only for you to be raped again! Your insurance has now raped your ass, because they don't cover ass-raping on your policy and now you have to pay full price.
I moved to CT, and I have been paying the Connecticut ass-tax ever since. And let me tell ya, my prison wallet hurts like hell.
by MerryGangster May 3, 2019