5 definitions by Merrickman2003
My source of joy in this world. Beloved by everyone except those few that are featured in it such as Boomers (if you’re into old memes), simps, feminists, etc.
On Instagram, i like getting my memes from @shitmemes.gif, he has the best account
My cock has spots
My cock has spots
by Merrickman2003 March 9, 2020
Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
by Merrickman2003 March 9, 2020
This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldn’t crowd around him. He is fabled to have KO’d Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.
You’ve stepped on Jean-Paul’s land? You’re gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.
Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.
Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.
Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.
Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.
by Merrickman2003 January 24, 2020
@shitmemes.gif’s cock and ball torture is on point
@shitmemes.gif’s condoms are the size of my gloves!
Oh fuck I stepped on @shitmemes.gif’s land and looked at one of his women, IM FUCKED
@shitmemes.gif’s condoms are the size of my gloves!
Oh fuck I stepped on @shitmemes.gif’s land and looked at one of his women, IM FUCKED
by Merrickman2003 March 9, 2020