3 definitions by Merkin boy

Schaam

Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.

person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'

by Merkin boy March 15, 2007

schaam

Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.

person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'

by Merkin boy March 9, 2007

Gash Browns

When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.

Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously

by Merkin boy May 24, 2007