Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
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