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A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.
by Memelordicus July 4, 2019
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To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.
After Anthony donkey shanked me my asshole bled.
by Memelordicus December 28, 2018
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