A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.
"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."
"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"
Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.
Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."
Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"
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