1 definition by Melvin the Stapler Molester

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.
Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*
by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 6, 2009
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