Mel's definitions

scraimed

redneck way of sayin screamed

i was so skurred i scraimed

by mel October 5, 2004

neo zoom maxi dweeb

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

by mel February 1, 2005

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

begs

Badly wants 2 be something/someone they cant (can also be used as begging)

Justin Timberlake begs to be black

by Mel May 3, 2004

bingloader

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole

"What a pain in the bing!"

by Mel March 11, 2004

maris

very hot guy

he is such a maris!

by mel July 4, 2003

Mill Chase

This is a rubbish secondary school in the outskirts of bordon. Only send your child here if you want them to be educated in the area of Pikey and nothing else. If you tell anyone who doesnt live in Bordon that you go to Mill Chase they will automatically think you are a pikey.

Group: So, what school do you go to?
Mill Chaser: Mill Chase
Group: RUN!

by Mel July 18, 2004