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oxycontin

PRONUNCIATION CORRECTION:
AWK-SEE-CON-TON
A legitimate opiate pain medication intended only to alleviate moderate to severe intractable pain under the supervision of a physician for documented conditions. It is dangerous and against the law not to mention better judgement and common sense to pursue any other use. To imply that oxycontin or any narcotic analgesic should be taken with alchohol or taken in crushed form is quite wrong, not to mention stupid and DEADLY. Oxycontin relieves severe nerve pain and other moderate to severe pain in those who REQUIRE IT, by slightly depressing the central nervous system- thus someone not initiated in opiate therapy (as in someone who is not prescribed this medicine or whom takes it against package instructions and doctors orders) is putting their lives at risk by getting 12 hours worth of medicine all at once, thus excessively depressing their central nervous systems and ceasing the breathing mechanism, slowing heart/pulse rate, DUH...Oxycontin is not intended as a 'high' for anyone, but as a PRESCRIBED, TAKEN AS DIRECTED pain relief medicine for those in pain PERIOD. In this capacity it can save lives. It is also a controlled substance under the law, because of the fools who believe it's intended for getting stoned. It's certainly hoped the erroneous definitions dissapear- any comparison to heroin is irrelevant(although heroin is also a pain medicine which was so widely abused in our society that it has been outlawed in this country, though it is still in use overseas today for legitimate purpose).
Jane was prescribed OXYCONTIN for deep visceral nerve pain following a botched back operation which left her in agonizing pain. OXYCONTIN has given Jane some quality of life back. Jane must keep her OXYCONTIN locked in a secret cabinet because of the idiots who wish to abuse it in order to get 'high'. Jane does not get high from her medication, she gets relief.
by mel September 21, 2003
mugGet the oxycontinmug.

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.
When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.
by Mel March 31, 2004
mugGet the Oh Shit Handlesmug.

laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.
I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.
by Mel February 25, 2003
mugGet the laptopmug.

fangorious

A Strong Bad-ism that is mostly contextual. Can mean vicious or agressive. Also can mean toothsome.
1. My mother fangoriously grounded me for smoking.

2. His girlfriend is rather fangorious-she gives him love bites a lot.
by Mel April 10, 2004
mugGet the fangoriousmug.

NLS

When people are trying to be different, so they don't say lol which means laugh out loud, but instead say NLS which means 'NOT LAUGHIN, SMILING' meaning they are not laughing out loud, just grinning, often used when not even smiling.
George: I hope Rover shits on his face.
Lucy: NLS
by Mel February 25, 2003
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begs

Badly wants 2 be something/someone they cant (can also be used as begging)
by Mel May 3, 2004
mugGet the begsmug.

bingloader

A somewhat quirkey term for one's bum, specifically one's bum-hole. Can be shortened to "bing" as well.

See also: bunghole
by Mel March 11, 2004
mugGet the bingloadermug.

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