1 definition by Meghan, girlfriend of Ted
A boy you meet at college at a frat party, spend three hours sitting on your bed talking to, then try to make a man out of but you can't because he has whiskey dick. Then you keep trying to hook up but he always has whiskey dick, and finally it works and you keep hooking up all the time and then start to act like you are dating. Then this man asks you out in his bed because you are too scared to, and you start dating and end up living up happily ever after living in Chicago together, he coaching the Bears and you being the first ever starting female quarterback.
by Meghan, girlfriend of Ted February 6, 2009