Megan's definitions

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004

Facehead

Facehead is a nicer version of 'fck face.' or calling someone stupid,and retarded.

Brittany was acting like such a facehead on the phone.

by Megan June 30, 2004

tubthumping

having sex in the bathtub (can/does involve more than 2 people)

he and i snuck into the bath room to "tubthump"

by megan November 11, 2004

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken is one of the hottest guys alive along with Quinn Allman and Branden Steineckert who are also in the greatest band ever! I LOVE YOU Bert! I'm your biggest fan ever!~LOVE~

Bert McCracken is the hottest man alive in a former drug addict kind of way!

by Megan May 13, 2005

wag

To hate someone intensely.

I wag that bitch.

by Megan January 21, 2004