One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).
Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!
February 22, 2005
When you play a poker game and the loser strips. Duh!
"We played strip poker last night, right down to our nickers!'
December 16, 2004
Laughing my f-in ass off while on the floor
omg how did you get tickets to the tampon 200? Oh we pulled some strings and got good seats!!--Lmfaowotf that was gr8 !!
November 14, 2004
someone who randomly sleepwalks, most likely while drunk, and pees in apartment hallways
Some crazy DQ'zer was passed out outside of my dorm room this morning covered in her pee
October 11, 2004
A party in which becomes very boring or is not very 'banging'.
Man, that party was a hoobalation.
it is a hoochie mama! :D
Look at that damn woochie woo!
a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.
Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!
December 31, 2003