Megan's definitions

hor

Literal spelling of hor. Normally use sarcastically online, rarely as a direct insult, unless you are a complete idiot and do not see what when you misspell as simple a word as whore you will be mocked endlessly by the elite grammar nazis of the 'net.

-My heade is pastede on, yay!
-That's my head, hor!

by Megan September 4, 2004

hater aide

Someone that acts like a jerk, and dislikes many people, may have drank some of this.

Man you must have been sippin' on some hater aide!

by Megan July 2, 2004

road rules

Best show ever made. Shut the hell up you losers.

I watch Road Rules every day after school.

by Megan July 16, 2003

fraggle

A fraggle is a type of muppet found on "Fraggle Rock" a Jim Henson show that first aired in 1983.

Fraggle Rock was about a society of cute, fuzzy, brightly-colored creatures who live behind the baseboard of Doc the Inventor's workshop and greatly interested Doc's dog, Sprocket. Their main enemies are Gorgs and they recieved their wisdom from Marjorie, the Trash Heap, who lives in the Gorg's territory.

The Fraggles spend their days laughing, splashing, running, singing, playing games, and telling jokes. They live by a simple care-free code:

"Dance your cares away,
worries for another day,
let the music play,
down at Fraggle Rock."

Wembley, Red and Gobo are fraggles from Fraggle Rock.

by Megan August 8, 2004

smimy

a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.

Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!

by Megan December 31, 2003

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004