6 definitions by MegadethFan345
WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music
WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game
WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time
What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)
WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game
WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time
What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)
Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!
Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!
Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?
Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?
Joe: Good point :|
Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!
Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?
Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?
Joe: Good point :|
by MegadethFan345 December 11, 2010
A Girl who worships certain bands (often untalented bands), celebrities/characters (douchebags such as Edward Cullen and the Jonas Brothers), TV Series and so forth. They're often extremely annoying and disrespectful of the opinions of others, especially if they oppose their own. They can be easily confused with Teenyboppers given their many similarities such as using low-quality cell phones often plastered with countless charms, stickers and such. Often times, they will persistently behave immaturely and never hesitate to promote whatever it is they love. I could go on about this for pages and pages but to put it shortly...Fangirls are fucking annoying!!
Scene: a calm, regular lunch period
Joe: So yeah, when's that homework due?
Robert: Lemme check *Robert pulls out his schedule* It's due at 4th period
Joe: 'Kay, sweet
*Chole (a fangirl) appears*
Chloe *to her friends*: OmmGZzZ ThE JOnaS BRothErs WEre IN CoNCeRT LASt NitEEe!!!!1!
Robert: Them friggin' fangirls are so annoying, along with that gay band they worship
Joe: So true man...
*Chloe approaches Robert and Joe*
Chloe: OMfGZoRZ!!! R U H8tIng ON ThE JOnAs BRotHeRs!!!!???!
Robert: Yeah, but that's just my opinion...If you don't like it, ignore it...just chill out
*Chloe and her friends annoy the living hell out of the two*
Joe: So yeah, when's that homework due?
Robert: Lemme check *Robert pulls out his schedule* It's due at 4th period
Joe: 'Kay, sweet
*Chole (a fangirl) appears*
Chloe *to her friends*: OmmGZzZ ThE JOnaS BRothErs WEre IN CoNCeRT LASt NitEEe!!!!1!
Robert: Them friggin' fangirls are so annoying, along with that gay band they worship
Joe: So true man...
*Chloe approaches Robert and Joe*
Chloe: OMfGZoRZ!!! R U H8tIng ON ThE JOnAs BRotHeRs!!!!???!
Robert: Yeah, but that's just my opinion...If you don't like it, ignore it...just chill out
*Chloe and her friends annoy the living hell out of the two*
by MegadethFan345 March 3, 2010
The sticky, dirty residue forming on the floors of bars due to a combination of spilled drinks and the dirt from the bottom of people's shoes
by MegadethFan345 June 11, 2015
An extremely annoying phrase chanted by fans (Predominantly female fans) of the Jonas Brothers. The fans use it just about everywhere whether it be on YouTube, Forums or FaceBook... Hell, they even scream it in person
by MegadethFan345 January 28, 2010
A movie that contains the following:
-Atrocious acting skills
-Horrible music/soundtrack
-Painfully overused "stars"
-A crappy, over-predictable, unoriginal plot (some girl goes to camp an falls in love with a guy...God forbid that Disney doesn't mention love!)
-The ability to somehow screw up the minds of teenage girls (a lot of Disney's crap has this ability nowadays :|)
This list could extend for hours, but to put it bluntly... It's just another one of Disney's garbage productions. It did what Twilight did to literature, it did what the Jonas Brothers did to music and it just...sucks
-Atrocious acting skills
-Horrible music/soundtrack
-Painfully overused "stars"
-A crappy, over-predictable, unoriginal plot (some girl goes to camp an falls in love with a guy...God forbid that Disney doesn't mention love!)
-The ability to somehow screw up the minds of teenage girls (a lot of Disney's crap has this ability nowadays :|)
This list could extend for hours, but to put it bluntly... It's just another one of Disney's garbage productions. It did what Twilight did to literature, it did what the Jonas Brothers did to music and it just...sucks
Stephanie (Camp Rock fangirl): OMgZz!!1! CAmP ROcK IZz TeH BESt MOveeIE EVER!!!1!
Anton (Neutral on the subject): *shrugs* say what you will...I don't really have a comment...Some of it sucked, but other parts i found to be OK at best
John (Camp Rock hater): Seriously?...Camp Rock?...It sucked, I wonder how our teacher could have rented that crap
Stephanie: WTTtTFFfFZZzzZ!!!!!1!!eleven!1 ThAAt WasSS thE BEsT MOOviEeE EvARR!!!! IT hAD THe JONaS BRotHErss IN iT ANd THe ACTinGZ WUs SooOOOo GoOD!!1!
John: No, it just sucked...No questions asked
Anton (Neutral on the subject): *shrugs* say what you will...I don't really have a comment...Some of it sucked, but other parts i found to be OK at best
John (Camp Rock hater): Seriously?...Camp Rock?...It sucked, I wonder how our teacher could have rented that crap
Stephanie: WTTtTFFfFZZzzZ!!!!!1!!eleven!1 ThAAt WasSS thE BEsT MOOviEeE EvARR!!!! IT hAD THe JONaS BRotHErss IN iT ANd THe ACTinGZ WUs SooOOOo GoOD!!1!
John: No, it just sucked...No questions asked
by MegadethFan345 February 9, 2010
A rolled-up and folded piece of paper, cardboard or other such material to form a rough "V" shape. The wide end is pulled back on a rubber band and fired as a projectile. Should this hornet strike at bare skin (esp. areas with a lot of nerve endings like the palm of your hand or inner thighs) it'll hurt like a bitch! Sometimes, paper clips may be unfolded and inserted in/used as hornets. Often used in schools, libraries and other places of study by immature kids. Don't be surprised when they cry their asses off because you popped them good, though!
Joe: Owwwww!! Damn!
Christine: What?! What happened?
Joe: Some asshat shot me with a hornet!
Immature n00b: LmAO I'M So LeEt!! LAwL!!1!
Christine: Taste my period-fueled rage, bitch!
*Christine shoots a hornet right between his eyes*
Immature n00b: OOOoOoooWWWwwWwwW!!!!!!!
Joe: LMAO! Nice shot!
Christine: Thanks!
Christine: What?! What happened?
Joe: Some asshat shot me with a hornet!
Immature n00b: LmAO I'M So LeEt!! LAwL!!1!
Christine: Taste my period-fueled rage, bitch!
*Christine shoots a hornet right between his eyes*
Immature n00b: OOOoOoooWWWwwWwwW!!!!!!!
Joe: LMAO! Nice shot!
Christine: Thanks!
by MegadethFan345 November 20, 2010