3 definitions by Megacheese69420

Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

by Megacheese69420 March 6, 2023

Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.

I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.

by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023

massive piss

when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.

just took a massive piss, dni

by Megacheese69420 April 22, 2023