2 definitions by MegaAssWitched

ass witch

When your Mom is really pissed and beats your ass. She's an ass witch.

My Mom was such an ass witch when I came home late last night.

by MegaAssWitched April 7, 2005

When I iron the shirt I wore yesterday and the steam from the iron hits the underarm area. The gentle rafting of b.o. and steam that envelopes me.

I should have ironed a clean shirt for school instead of dealing with the pit stench before breakfast.

by MegaAssWitched April 7, 2005