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a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.
I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."
by Medicine Owl March 26, 2023
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A MKULTIMATE neurolinguistic programming system utilizing emerging information and communications technologies to flood the field with Truth, the Light of Christ, for Ultimate Victory.

Commandeered from MKULTRA's piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption, "gaslight," the GasLight is, according to Virginia Woolf, "life is a luminous halo," which has been directly tapped to fuel the apparatus.

A literacy program to Ultimately Optimize Human Health.
In voice-to-skull la-la-land I saw Rebecca holding the gaslight. I was, like, "Do you mind if I borrow that for a second?" and as soon as I got my hands on that piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption gaslight I shoved it so hard up its own f**** ass it disintegrated, annihilated, dusted, atomized, roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp. I awful waffled it. Then I gathered up the leftover fragments of the busted ass gaslamp and shoved them straight down wormhole circa 1936. IDK what some gaslit nitwit would want to play with the old gaslight for. What will you do with the broken pieces of the gaslamp? Make a leash to walk your dog? Fly the broken pieces of the gaslight like a kite? Anyway, by the time your ate-up-on-voice-to-skull ass goes looking for some bad gas, for old times' sake, as you approach the smelly-ass wormhole, you will notice stretched across the horizon,"life is a luminous halo," which we tapped for the new GasLight. I am targeting you with a luminous halo.

Hey, TI: I'm not just gaslighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which will be GasLit. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which is GasLightable. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting everything in known existence.

I'm here to destroy the world, and I'm gonna make you help me; with your child-loving ass; with your big-forehead ass.

This is a Good GasLight. This is a nice story.
by Medicine Owl February 12, 2023
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To heal. A word resurrected from obsolescence for Ultimate Victory in the Information War.
I'm building a war chest of medicine with which to warish the world. (War is short for warish.)
by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021
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To be semper fidelis. Describes one who is perfectly faithful, loyal, and true. Denotes one who renders righteousness with perfect fidelity. Term borne of the information war.
David is the Truest Gentleman I know; he's fidel af!
by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021
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a MKULTIMATE NLP System inspired by MKULTRA gangstalking. a worldwide program for Ultimate Victory wherein the entire gang, all of humanity, Gangs Up, One Gang. the use of emerging communication and information technologies to win hearts and minds and force Freedom Forever in America around the world.
If only these 20th-centuries, useful-idiot gangstalking perps knew how to GangStalk; I'm about to Gang Up, One Gang, and GangStalk the motherfucker plain refruited. I saw what you did. I'm comin' for ya. I'm coming to GangStalk that ass.
by Medicine Owl February 10, 2023
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The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
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