1 definition by Meaty Portion

hephaloaf

An ugly, fat woman. Usually a hook up as a last resort at a bar or night club.
Combines the words "heifer", and "loaf" as in meatloaf. Heifer refers to the size of the woman and loaf to what her skin presumably feels like.

I got drunk one night and banged this hephaloaf I met at a bar.

by Meaty Portion November 15, 2007