douche

1) French Word for shower
2) A spray-bottle used for washing out gooey, clammy, stinking, fithy, grotesque, sticky, dribbling, ol' minges!

Jason was fed up of using his tongue to clean out Charlies filthy pussy, so he decided to buy her a set of douches. With-in a week the douches had got rid of the smell of rotten seafood, and no longer did Charlie cram Jason into her snatch and make him have a clam soup delicasy.

by Meat-curtain drawer April 19, 2006

camel toe

When a girls panties are so tight that you can see their labia

SOPHIE ELLIS, YOU'RE CAMEL-TOEING!
hehe

by Meat-curtain drawer July 01, 2004