3 definitions by MeanJoeFunStory
A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"
"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."
"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."
"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
by MeanJoeFunStory March 6, 2014
V8 Fusion and Vodka.
A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
by MeanJoeFunStory March 29, 2014
"Aggie has slept with every guy that works at Tipsy Pig, Balboa Cafe, and the Horseshoe Tavern. She's a total fucktender."
by MeanJoeFunStory September 9, 2014