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2 definitions by Mean Machine

 
1.
The inability to masturbate satisfactorily, for fear of getting caught
I was on the vinegar strokes, but the wanxiety was too much;I couldn't bust a nut.
by Mean Machine April 03, 2003
 
2.
A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.
by Mean Machine April 03, 2003