3 definitions by Me and tom
Usually extremely obese and unfit. They like to eat and they tend not to smile for photos. They find all sports challenging in particular swimming. Their favourite things to do include:
1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. Masturbating
4. Watching the sun rise
5. Bullying and injuring younger more feeble children
6. Watching snooker and lacrosse
1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. Masturbating
4. Watching the sun rise
5. Bullying and injuring younger more feeble children
6. Watching snooker and lacrosse
by Me and tom April 14, 2019
An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”
by Me and tom April 15, 2019
Oafus
An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Talking properly
4. Any physical activity involving skill
As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”
by Me and tom April 15, 2019