2 definitions by Mckaysmitochondria

When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet
*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked

Mum:what?
by Mckaysmitochondria May 11, 2018
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When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it
Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night
by Mckaysmitochondria May 11, 2018
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