1.) When You score some
fine ass bitch and/or bitches and for some
god forsaken reason you have some
fucked up homosexual vision that prevents you from getting an errection, Leaving you soft when you need
wood the most. There fore you wish
you had a boner
2.) You Get lucky with
2 bimbos and you can't fuck them both
at the same time. You wish
for a second
3.) you have two chicks mauling eachother
over who gets to hop on ya junk. They both
wang and pull in seprate diretions, as you would
bone. Who ever gets more
wins. You want to avoid this
at all costs so keep the bitches in check!
Some desperate punk: "Dude, Last night
I was about to fuck
some fine ass bitches and then somethin gay snuck into my mind and I just couldn't get wood. I wish I could've so bad though"
Friend: "Shit motha fucka! you had a Wish Boner!"
Some freak: "Dude I scored some hott ass poon last night
but I wanted to hit em both at the same time. I mean both these bitches had onion butt! I really with
I had double junk sometimes!"
Insightful friend: "Awe Bro you had a Wish Boner! Don't we all though?"
Guy who just got back from the ER: "Shit foo, These dumb kink hoes
over my wang
and split my shit like a fuckin Wish Bone!"
Guys Friend: "Shit Mang! Those
bitches gave you a Wish Boner! I got one last