2 definitions by McAl

tao

King Tao is a true faggot. He can't get any so he waits until girls get piss ass drunk and then takes advange of them when they are incoherent. He has a microscopis penis, obviously... since he only gets with girls when they wont remember it the next day. He can frequently be seen at home drinking a case of beer by himself, or in the back of rat's car. Not only does he take advantage of drunk girls, but also enjoys to look at naked little boys. Pathetic is one word to describe this asshole.

Who's that faggot in the corner with a beer in his hand?
Oh, that's king TAO.. King "Takes Analsex Often"

by McAl April 9, 2005

Hair stick

A shiny wooden stick with the purpose of putting your hair up by twisting and turning it into a bun of sorts

Do u need a hair stick?

by McAl June 11, 2014