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ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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Nuzzling

Rubbing your face against something and enjoying the sensation.
Bob and Flo were just Nuzzling During The Wedding.
by MayDayMeh June 25, 2018
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Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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MungMung

I Buy MungMung When I got to pay 2 dollars
by MayDayMeh June 13, 2018
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Humping

1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.
1). Bob Shumway even allows to hump on objects or something or Gordon Shumway or Flo Shumway Like this.
2). Gordon Shumway doesn’t see daylight but he’s humping on the blanket after he woke up.
by MayDayMeh July 1, 2018
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Bondage

Tying up or restraining your consenting sexual partner.

Usually the restraining is done by the dom (dominant) and the sub (submissive) is the one restrained.

Sexually arousing for some, as the exchange of power is exciting, and the helplessness of being bound allows some people to really let go and enjoy themselves. Also, having complete control over a willing partner is very arousing. There are many reasons people enjoy this.

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VIOLENCE.

Bondage is often used in conjuction with punishment/pain play, but it is NOT the same thing!!!
Flo Shumway does not want to be Bondage over By night!
by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018
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horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine. When one is sexually aroused
This is why Flo became horny when bob came home
by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018
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