7 definitions by May I. Havaword

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When you're very drunk and so hard up for a piece of ass and/or piece of cock that you're about a midget's throw away from making out with anyone or anything.

If you act upon being hornywasted you'll most likely end up regretting it tomorrow.

It may or may not involve severely lowering your standards and/or drunk dialing an ex.




"I sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't. It's probably all that mad dog 20/20 talking."

"Yes."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.


"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
"Take it easy sleezy" or the shorter "easy sleezy" means chill out, don't do it, or behave.


"I'm sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"Take it easy sleezy. That's a to don't."

or

"I'm gonna kick yo ass."

"Easy sleezy. I'll kill you, bitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
something that's just wrong & shouldn't be done.


"I'm sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't."

"Huge to don't."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed

#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"

#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.


ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."

"Totally, man. First chillum on me."


ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."

"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"

(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."


ex #3:

"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."

or

"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."





by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
a very short distance. a small amount of growth. a midget's throw. as made famous by Dr. Leo Marvin's therapy in "What About Bob."
Bob Wiley: Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.

or

Bob Wiley: ...baby step onto the elevator... baby step into the elevator... I'm *in* the elevator.

doors close

Bob Wiley: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
gettin' some. action. sexual activity involving a penis.

may also be used to emphasize that a certain male is attractive.




"I'm soooooo hornydrunk! I wanna piece of cock bad!"

or

"You're so lucky you have a boyfriend. You're getting a piece of cock tonight."

or

"OMG Mike's soooo hot! I totally want a piece of his cock."

or

"Check out that dude. He's one hot piece of cock."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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