Maxzilla's definitions

the papa

American slang in Beijing for Police. Taken from the english slang popo for the police, "pa" in chinese means fear, so literally it infers you fear the police, or that you have reason to be afraid, for example if they are after you. This is ususally used when trying to dodge or otherwise avoid the police. Akin to pigs

Hey, run for the subway, I pissed off that vendor and she went and got the papa.

xiaoxin! wo jiu kanguo yixie papa!

watch out! I just saw some papa!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

men's room

toxic waste dump

There's no sink in the men's room

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

kodak moment

1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)

look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

maxzilla

a large 250 LB+ geek with no life who terrorizes the town of Montclair

oh no! it's maxzilla

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

by maxzilla April 25, 2005

metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003

mak

a good interjection for when someone is talking about something you don't want to hear about, or when you can't think of something to say. sounds almost like a duck when said.

#1: so then I saw funny colored puss coming out of my dick and...
#2: mak mak mak mak! on to more not-STD related crap.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003