2 definitions by Maxwell Smartie

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Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.
My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.
by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

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The combination of white underwear with a person with minimal butt wiping skills, or, someone, like Tom, who wears the same pair of undies for 3 days.
Tom wears his undies for 3 days without washing. He doesn't wipe very well and leaves nasty skid marks for his wife to try and get out with bleach and Sunlight bar soap. He's a dirty man.
by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

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