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(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle
(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle
**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013
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**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**
Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.
**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.
**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013
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Max: Tim, you hungry?
Tim: Yeah, but nothing's open.
Max: Wanna drop a Mick?
Tim: Yeah, a McRun actually sounds pretty good right now.
Max: McDonalds or Taco Bell?
Tim: Micky D's. Taco Bell always gives me the McRuns!
Tim: Yeah, but nothing's open.
Max: Wanna drop a Mick?
Tim: Yeah, a McRun actually sounds pretty good right now.
Max: McDonalds or Taco Bell?
Tim: Micky D's. Taco Bell always gives me the McRuns!
by Maxwell Dope November 11, 2013
Get the drop a Mick mug.**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015
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Max: I got the new Britney Spears album. So lame.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
by Maxwell Dope August 15, 2014
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(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**
Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.
**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**
Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.
**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**
Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014
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