20 definitions by MaximumOverdrive

A laptop that you can drop in a pool of acid and it will come out without a scratch.
The toughbook is the Chuck Norris of laptops.
by MaximumOverdrive October 18, 2008
Someone with liabilities is incredibly good at lying. Can get any one believe anything at any time. Abilities are on par with lying greats such as George Costanza, Drake Parker, and George Bush.
liabilities- they hold society together
by MaximumOverdrive October 20, 2008
They come out at night.
The freaks come come out at night!- black guy from the 80's
by MaximumOverdrive November 13, 2008
The perfect thing to give out on Halloween.
I got a candy bar!
I got some gum!
I got a rock...

Rocks- give em to all the little kids!
by MaximumOverdrive November 02, 2008
Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.
Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me
by MaximumOverdrive October 10, 2008
Possibly the most useful item in the Super Smash Bros. series. It can send an opponent flying off the stage, yet only do 25%. If an opponent has over 20-30% damage, the bat will kill them. Can also be thrown and do quite a bit of damage. Mostly used in Home-Run contest but is also used in multiplayer.
1- shit that home-run bat killed all three opponents!
2- ima home-run bat yo ass.
by MaximumOverdrive October 09, 2008
Any conversation, piece of information, or question that you prepare the night before when you wanna ask out a girl.
( firestarters #1)Me- Hey how come you were absent yesterday and monday? were you sick?

her- yeah.

(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.

her- oh cool.

me- did you get yours yet?

her- no...

me- why not?

her- nobody asked me...

(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left

her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?

me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.

her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*


me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.

friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.

me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.

friend- sweet idea dude!
by MaximumOverdrive October 14, 2008

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