is a thin flimsy piece of stainless steel, with no teeth
to speak of. It is used mainly for spreading, getting mustard out of jars, reflecting sunlight into
people's eyes and cutting lame meat like chicken, or ham.
Primarily used by Jerks
or Camp Eddie.
Chickenknife can be found in pubs and restaurants the world over
and is a substandard utensil.
Not to be used
ordered chicken and was handed
Chickenknife to cut it with.
Max and Jon had to use Lockhart
on their dinner because it was red meat, and therefore
Max: "Ha ha, look
at Eddie using chickenknife
Jon: "He sure
is a Jerk."
Max: "I wonder if he has a hair lip
Jon: "I think it's more of a cleft palette."
Max and Jon: "Jerk"