is a thin flimsy piece of stainless steel, with no teeth to speak of. It is used mainly for spreading, getting mustard out of jars, reflecting sunlight into people's eyes and cutting lame meat like chicken, or ham.
Primarily used by
or Camp Eddie.
Chickenknife can be found in pubs and restaurants the world over and is a substandard utensil.
Not to be used by legends.
ordered chicken and was handed Chickenknife to cut it with.
Max and Jon had to use
on their dinner because it was red meat, and therefore more manly.
Max: "Ha ha, look at Eddie using
Jon: "He sure is a Jerk."
Max: "I wonder if he has a
Jon: "I think it's more of a cleft palette."
Max and Jon: "Jerk"
The Knife of kings,
is an anodised serrated steel blade, firmly bolted to a long haft of finest teak.
Lockhart is used to cut manly things like beef or lamb.
It's shining teeth make short work of even the feistiest pieces of meat.
Max and Jonny tore through their roast dinners with the aid of
Camp Eddie has to use
"Hey Jon, isn't
"Yes Max, it sure is. Way better than
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