"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."
when ur cuddling ur girl and her hair gets all in your mouth, and you make a silly face and splutter like a cat.
i was lying in bed with suzie when her hair went in my mouth, it gave me a really bad catmouth
The accidental act of crushing ones nuts
. This can be done by either sitting down when they are nestled directly between the thighs, or wearing ones trousers too tight.
"Sorry boss, won't be in today. Got on my bike drunk last night, slipped and suffered a cluster buster."
a situation,event or an object that may have contributed to bizzare behaviour exibited by others.
If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.
Of course, he may just be a mentalist
but that's another story
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