Mattuuu's definitions

lunchbox

The name given to a mans crotchal protrudence through clothing, normally more evident in people who wear tight trousers or who's surname is Papanagnou.

Check out Papanagnous lunchbox! It was bigger than last week!

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006