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3 definitions by Mattoooo

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo October 24, 2015

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making a brownie

When having anal sex after eating vast quantities of stomach churning foods

My girlfriend and I were making a brownie last night after getting that sushi from the bodega down the street

by Mattoooo January 2, 2020

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teedes

Bonnie has some nice teedes - Sarah

by Mattoooo December 31, 2020

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