1 definition by Matticakes
To Veitch someone is to kick or punch them down the stairs, and when they land at the bottom, repeatedly kick them in the spine until you hear several faint cracks, followed be the delicious seeping of marrow. You then wait four to six hours to take the person to hospital, perhaps watching television in the meantime.
Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.
Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.
1) "I fully gave that bitch a hard Veitching last night."
2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."
2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."
by Matticakes July 21, 2008