Definitions by Matti! Matti! Matti!
The 3M Rule
A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.
I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!
The 3M Rule by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011
Recovering American
An American who has been living in another country long enough to understand that/why the people in that country feel antipathy toward Americans, and is modifying their behaviour/educating themselves to overcome those deficiencies.
From the phrase "recovering alcoholic".
From the phrase "recovering alcoholic".
Recovering American by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011
no-boner
A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).
From the word form "no-brainer"
no-boner by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011
Sex-is-love Disorder
When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
Sex-is-love Disorder by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011
nanna
1. n. Grandmother.
2. adj. Anything that is appropriate for grandmothers, eg early sessions. Also, anything similarly suitable for old people rather than young people.
2. adj. Anything that is appropriate for grandmothers, eg early sessions. Also, anything similarly suitable for old people rather than young people.
A: "Are you going to the midnight session of the fireworks this New Year's Eve?"
B: "Nah, I'm baby sitting so it's the nanna fireworks for me."
B: "Nah, I'm baby sitting so it's the nanna fireworks for me."
nanna by Matti! Matti! Matti! December 1, 2010
cashed-up
v. having a lot of cash to spend.
Usually referring to "cashed-up bogans": members of the great unwashed who have come into money and are moving up in society by buying a house in a more upmarket suburb. Unfortunately, you can take the boy from Balga, but you can't take Balga from the boy.
Usually referring to "cashed-up bogans": members of the great unwashed who have come into money and are moving up in society by buying a house in a more upmarket suburb. Unfortunately, you can take the boy from Balga, but you can't take Balga from the boy.
cashed-up by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 23, 2010
pestrian
pestrian by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010