2 definitions by Matthewbe
Pronounced like "zoffee"
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!
Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!
Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!
2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?
Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?
Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!
Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!
2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?
Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?
Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
by Matthewbe January 23, 2012
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!
Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!
Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!
2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?
Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?
Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?
Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!
Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!
2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?
Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?
Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well. did you?
by Matthewbe February 5, 2012