1. A tragically underappreciated urban environment, tragically situated in an ass backwards state, which features beautiful parks, breathtaking architecture, and world class cultural amenities.
2. A city made up of urbanites, gays, and young professionals. A great city to live offering a low cost of living, up and coming public transit, lively night life, and some of the best educational institutions of the midwest.
3. Some Catholic saint, who cares?
Uninformed person: What's there to do in <makes pretentious face> st louis?
Informed person: See above