4 definitions by Matt_Foley
An engineer by trade and study that can no longer conduct simple mathematics because he moonlights as a lawyer and dreams of litigation scenarios over words like ‘will’ and ‘might’ and ‘estimated’ to the point of paralysis.
Person 1: Hey...did you see Chris, our ettorney, babled for two hours wasting everybodies time instead of doing his fucking job?
Person 2: Yep...that guy’s a douchebag.
Person 2: Yep...that guy’s a douchebag.
by Matt_Foley October 8, 2020
An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.
Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'
Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!
Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!
by Matt_Foley March 1, 2023
by Matt_Foley November 1, 2023
‘How did you get here so quick when it’s 5:30pm?’ - Friend
‘I took a short cut thru the no rush hour zone, those people dont work, theres no traffic.’
‘I took a short cut thru the no rush hour zone, those people dont work, theres no traffic.’
by Matt_Foley December 19, 2019