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They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."
"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"

"He's a libertarian."

"Makes complete sense."
by Matt123098 May 12, 2022
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