Matt F's definitions

slick dick

Slick Rick has a slick dick, so do girls with skates on who get stuck in a blow storm.

ooo sniyat

by Matt F April 16, 2004

Joot Joot

To take a pen or toy and use your imagination with it. Created by Matt Fertitta and Josh Anest.

I joot joot all the time with my cousin Josh Anest.

by Matt F April 14, 2004

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 1, 2004