10 definitions by Matt F

Luckman

1.Someone with an extremely small penis
2.A very strange name
3.A soon to be famous rapper/computer tecnician

Synonyms: nerd, dork

Dude, did you see Luckman today? I think he got a new pair of glasses.

by Matt F December 6, 2004

Monkey Wrench

Myy second favorite Foo Fighters song, Everlong is my personal favorite. I love the ending to the song.

What do you do when all your enemies are friends

by Matt F April 26, 2004

Jimi Hendrix

The most creative guitarist of all time. Before Jimi Hendrix you never saw anyone play like he did. Had so much talent he could play the guitar with his eyes closed on the ground using his teethe. The drugs he used was part of the reason why he was so creative with his music. Purple Haze was his most known song and is regarded as one of the greatest rock songs of all time with one of the greatest guitar riffs. All Along the Watchtower holds Jimi Hendrix's best guitar solo and one of the greatest guitar solos of all time. Hendrix was in a band called The Jimi Hendrix Experience, his other band members are not well known but were very talented as well. The Experience's drummer, Mitch Mitchell is one of the greatest drummers of all time, very few drummers were as good as him at the time. His talent is witnessed in the song Fire which has excellent drumming. The Experience released 3 full albums. Are You Experienced? is known as one of the greatest debut albums of all time and one of the greatest psychadellic albums of all time. Hendrix's fame fell short after a inhalation of vommit caused by barbituate Seconol intoxication killing him immediately September 18th, 1970.

R.I.P. Jimi Hendrix

purple haze all in my brain...

by Matt F September 22, 2004

Joot Joot

To take a pen or toy and use your imagination with it. Created by Matt Fertitta and Josh Anest.

I joot joot all the time with my cousin Josh Anest.

by Matt F April 15, 2004

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 2, 2004

Wenderoth

*someone who is an athletic white kid who is usually tall with brown hair, the ladies are usually attracted to this person.
*Someone who has multiple personalities

A very good white athlete who gets a lot of girls and has multiple personalities and says random things

by Matt F March 18, 2004

slick dick

Slick Rick has a slick dick, so do girls with skates on who get stuck in a blow storm.

ooo sniyat

by Matt F April 16, 2004