Matt Evening's definitions

Jap that Church

To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.

Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"

Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."

by Matt Evening November 26, 2007

shankage

To be majorly shanked

I just shanked that guy, looks back. That is some major shankage

by Matt Evening April 2, 2007