Matt Evening's definitions

Palace

In a public washroom when you are taking a shit and you begin a conversation with the person in the stall next to you.

Slightly Gay Friend: Wanna palace?

You: Hell ya

Slightly Gay Friend: So what's your favorite movie? (whilst palacing)

by Matt Evening April 24, 2009

Jap that Church

To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.

Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"

Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."

by Matt Evening November 26, 2007