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A Feeny, also referred to as Feens or Mr. Feeny, is the state of a penis exactly halfway between flaccidity and full erection. It is often called a "half chub"
"Hey Matt, what are you doing?"
"There was some gay porn on the telly and I thought I might have a look."
"You're enjoying it I see."
"Why would you say that?"
"You're feeny's pokin out"
by Matt and Seth February 26, 2008
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