2 definitions by Matt Hayward
A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).
Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"
A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
by Matt Hayward March 12, 2003
A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.
by Matt Hayward March 13, 2003