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Virtual civil wars continue to be waged on social media since Brexit and Donald Trump’s victory more than two years ago.
by MathPlus January 10, 2019
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Without the Twitter god, President Trump is “politically impotent,” and if the dishonest press gang together to offer him scant coverage, he’s socially bankrupt—when political alienation or isolation could be worse than a presidential impeachment.
by MathPlus November 10, 2018
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An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at Capitol Hill as a result of his unfounded claim of fraudulent ballots.
by MathPlus January 10, 2021
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An example of a grade two voodoo math question is: “The line graph shows the weekly number of zombies that were caught by the police during the six-week nationwide lockdown. Use the diagram to answer the following questions.
a) How many more zombies were caught in April than in May?
b) If the zombies were able to bite a victim before they were caught, what is the least number of zombie bites that took place during the entire lockdown?”
a) How many more zombies were caught in April than in May?
b) If the zombies were able to bite a victim before they were caught, what is the least number of zombie bites that took place during the entire lockdown?”
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Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.
by MathPlus March 4, 2021
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Could a morally bankrupt Harriet Hageman function effectively or properly during her term in office, when those under her already have a low opinion of her due to her yo-yo ethical behaviors?
by MathPlus August 17, 2022
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You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
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