5 definitions by Masturbation Beating off

Chocolate man

The chocolate man is the matress man’s Accomplice, he sells chocolate and also has a secret menu, the Chocolate man is really smart and might have Parkinson's also has Tourette’s

The chocolate man is really strong, hope he doesnt get mad at me

by Masturbation Beating off May 9, 2019

Nipple Chipotle

When a women Squeezes her Breast, And Out comes Fecal Matter (AKA Shit) From eating too much Chipotle, and Holding In the Chipotle That she refuses to get rid of, at the time.

During Sex

Jerrad:DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE A NIPPLE CHIPOTLE SHOT, AT ME! THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING JANNET

by Masturbation Beating off May 8, 2019

pissnellium

A Literal Term for; Evaporating one’s urine, and Shoving it into someones face for them to Consume.

Tom: OH YOU FUCK, YOU GOT PISSNELLIUM IN MY MF EYES

by Masturbation Beating off February 4, 2020

Treetromper

A Treetromper, Is an Native American Slang For Calling Someone in Their Kin (Family) A Fatass.
A TreeTromper also has Type 3 Diabetes, And Will die of a Heart Attack, and Then will be Eaten By Their Kin For Rations on the Lonely Journey.

Ara Ara~ Onii-Chan. You’re a TreeTromper Go Lose Some weight..Fatass

by Masturbation Beating off May 9, 2019

matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019