Definitions by Mastur&Cummander

Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

Sloppy Hamster by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008

Morning Frost 

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.

"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"

Morning Frost by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008

Kip Winger 

The lead singer of the late 80's glam metal band "Winger". He his arguably the most attractive man ever. He has the power to turn any man gay temporarily while he is in your sight.

"Yo, I was watchin' the video for 'Headed for a Heartbreak' and I saw Kip Winger. I turned gay for a second!"

Kip Winger by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008